Saturday, January 23, 2010

Welcome to BS Blog!

Now I've kept a blog before, on my own website: 1023e.com; But to be honest, it was a pain in the ass keeping up and working with the webmaster, all the extra crap, bottom line... Not worth it. Besides, if you're busy - What can an entertainer possibly say to keep people rivited? What does Lady Gaga's blog talk about?

'Day #38 of Tour: 8:28am : Had a bad experience with a background dancer last night... Found out I had a penis. To keep the teenagers interested in me, I'm going to dress in bubble-wrap. Gotta stop at Office Depot to pick some up...'

Ok, after typing that and taking a look, I'd be lying if I said that wasn't an interesting read. But that's kinda my point - Who the hell is that honest? Does Alec Baldwin say he's going to do a line of blow and try to bang a 18 year old tonight? Does 50 cent say he's going to visit some friends down at Eddie Bauer? Pick out some new drapes at Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Nope. Celeb blogs are an extension of their persona... Well, that's why I'm here...

BS is BS... As in, it's really me. I'm going to tell you that White Castle has given me AMAZING gas all day. If I get an STD, you're going to know about it. It's going to be part Twitter and Part E! True Hollywood Stories. We're going to have a blast...

Since this is a going to be a very brief first post, I'm just going to cut to another chase... I'll be whoring myself with those links on your right, check out all things BS - Hopefully you'll leave me some hate mail along the way...

And don't be pissed it's a shortie this time around... Just like weed, sex, and the Godfather... It's always better the second time around... See you again soon...

BS

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